August 2020 newsblast

In 2018, we made a conscious decision to stop updating our website. We felt that updating websites was rather passé, and that we should prefer to coast along on our good looks and charisma. However, the social impact of the pandemic has meant that our peculiar brand of animal magnetism has been rendered inert, and could even be considered deleterious. So here we are, updating our website.

Here is the news:
We are on furlough. We expect to be back and working, with a song in our hearts and a promise on our lips, in November. That’s assuming that Britain hasn’t been attacked by robotic spiders in the interim.

Thank you for reading our news. Stay safe, and please, don’t have nightmares about robotic spiders attacking Britain.

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